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For those of you wondering if Pinch Flat is still morbidly opposed to car-branded bikes, the answer is an unequivocal yes. Car-branded bikes are like non-alcoholic beer. Not quite an oxymoron, but there are so few out there that are worth a damn. You're probably better off with no bike at all.
If you must, then please scrape off all markings -- and pour that O'Douls into an unmarked imperial pint glass while you're at it, please.
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