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Tuesday, September 25, 2007

New York's appetite for bikes will never be slaked

Is someone in New York posing as Traffic Control and snipping bikes off the street? If so, why in God's name are they taking folding bikes?

Perhaps it's aliens stealing our technology, in order to weaken, capture, and probe us.

Let's hope they don't discover aero-bars and recumbants. We'll be robbed of all the things we love to ridicule -- and life would truly be a barren waste without folding bikes, aerobars, and recumbants to make fun of.

Sort of like losing Don Rickles, Gilbert Godfried, and Charles Nelson Rielly all in one alien attack.

Life would just be... well, it would be empty.

2 comments:

brother yam said...

this is because they want to cripple the world with the most evil device ever created: the folding recumbant tri-bike!

bwahahaha

bow before my evil genius!

Pinchie said...

Haha. Awesome, Brother yam. I DO bow before your evil genius.