Friday bike porn: Flashback to the peak of western civilization, circa 1981

You know the chorus, sure, but do you know the verses? Have you seen the video?

This is just pure genius, no matter how often it gets played. Freddy Mercury, rest in peace, sweet departed prince of the unitard.



You say Rolls
I say Royce
You say God
Give me a choice!
You say Lord
I say Christ
I don't believe in Peter Pan
Frankenstein or Superman
All I want to do is
Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle.

Truly profound words from a prophet for our times.