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Friday, June 1, 2007

The bike crime wave turns ugly


Earlier, we mentioned that helmets are required in some parts of Canada. Come to think of it, it seems vaguely possible that Canadians need helmets more than people of other nationalities, because there are some very strange, antisocial things going on up there, and they're happening on bikes.

Women, beware: a cycling bum-grabber is on the loose.


We just want to make sure that this terrible incident does not reflect poorly on us. To borrow a phrase from the NRA, bikes don't grab women's bums. Bad people riding bikes grab women's bums.

Besides, we're American.

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