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Thursday, June 7, 2007

Ask a naked bike rider!

If you are like us, there are about a million things you've always wanted to ask a naked bike rider. Here are a few things we'd like to know:

1) Is it required to ALWAYS maintain eye contact with your fellow naked bike riders?

2) Is it OK to ask other naked bike riders about things other than their bikes or their politics?

3) How do you feel about leather versus vinyl seats?

4) Would you be willing to help us with the body paint in those hard-to-reach places?

5) Is it cool if we call a naked ride on a recumbent bicycle a "couch dance"? How about "a reclining nude"?

6) Sucking in the gut for long periods of time — good idea, or not?

What would YOU like to ask a naked bike rider? We'll forward all questions to an actual naked bike rider.