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Monday, April 20, 2009

Here's A Fine, Douchebaggy Start to Your Week

Seen in the morning "papers."




I don't take these "examiners" too seriously for the simple reason that most of them are ignorant dipshits. But y'know a broken clock is right twice a day. I for one have been saying that the only thing that looks worse on a cyclist than white spandex shorts is self-righteousness. But whatever. Cyclists are superior to pedestrians and automobile drivers, and the sooner everyone realizes it, the safer we cyclists will be. And all-powerful. And benevolent in our absolute control over every living thing. Car drivers will still be allowed to ride folding bikes. Pedestrians may continue to pedest, so long as they use a unicycle or a Razor scooter.

Still, no one likes a moralizing prig, regardless of whether or not he's a prig on wheels. And, as so often is the case with moralizing prigs, this guy steps over the line:

Then I became a victim of the wrath of “entitled biker.” You know the guy. He flies along, disregarding anything and anyone in his path. And God forbid you dare to cross his path. He will mutter angrily as he passes you. Those guys are the reason I wish more bicyclists were run over by trucks.
Nice.

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