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Friday, March 14, 2008

Please don't buy this sticker

Some spineless "anarchist" turd has apparently minted these stickers in the wake of last week's Times Square bombing.




Look folks, this guy was riding a dynacrappy Ross. He is emphatically not a cyclist, and he has besmirched the good name and divine purpose of bikes.


As cycling culture grows and matures, one of the downsides is that it will attract pubescent nut-jobs who confuse the message with the medium. Yes, in our mansion there are many houses -- including the one with rubber walls and ball-gags.

3 comments:

Marrock said...

He rode a Ross and tossed it in a dumpster... to me this does not indicate a regular cyclist.

brother yam said...

Be sure to have one of these stickers on your bike when you get pulled over for running a stop light drunk...

Anonymous said...

if i were going to blow something up, i sure as shit wouldn't use one of my 'good' bikes. a ross i found in the dumpster would be perfect, because it would be so easy to dump and become a pedestrian, of whom nothing is suspected.

just sayin.