Please don't buy this sticker
Some spineless "anarchist" turd has apparently minted these stickers in the wake of last week's Times Square bombing.
Look folks, this guy was riding a dynacrappy Ross. He is emphatically not a cyclist, and he has besmirched the good name and divine purpose of bikes.
As cycling culture grows and matures, one of the downsides is that it will attract pubescent nut-jobs who confuse the message with the medium. Yes, in our mansion there are many houses -- including the one with rubber walls and ball-gags.
3 comments:
He rode a Ross and tossed it in a dumpster... to me this does not indicate a regular cyclist.
Be sure to have one of these stickers on your bike when you get pulled over for running a stop light drunk...
if i were going to blow something up, i sure as shit wouldn't use one of my 'good' bikes. a ross i found in the dumpster would be perfect, because it would be so easy to dump and become a pedestrian, of whom nothing is suspected.
just sayin.
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