Still haven't found anything redeeming to say about Florida; Texas at least has the Butthole Surfers

Seen in the afternoon editions...

Count Florida among the handful of totally lame, priggish states that charge drunk cyclists with DUI.

Also, hear once again our plaintive cry: The bicycle is an antidote to driving under the influence, since drunk cyclists are a danger only to themselves, and they represent one less drunken cager.

Oh, and nice product placement for a certain unusual Annheuser-Busch product; nevermind, let this tasteless philistine rot in jail.