Bike wins commute — but car wins demolition derby

Seen in the morning papers...

I should say not! This Pittsburgh rider is certainly lucky to be alive, after being chased down and nailed by a road rager. But, according to the reporter,

He borrowed my notebook to draw a diagram of the scene of the crime -- aggravated assault.

Where we come from, being intentionally runover by a car is attempted homicide with a deadly weapon.