George Ljutich and Cynthia Mooney were pedaling on Washington Crossing Pennington Road when a car traveling in the opposite direction hit the deer Thursday. Police say the impact propelled the animal into their path. Ljutich was thrown from the bike and struck his head on the pavement. Mooney sustained cuts and bruises. Both were wearing helmets.
You know, science has proven that deer that get hit by cars tend to get thrown much closer to helmeted cyclists than deer who get hit by cars thrown toward unhelmeted.... uh. Never mind.
Just so. That would make an awesome sequence for the next edition of Grand Theft Auto.