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Geeze, everyone from Hugh Prather to King Arthur can tell you: It's the journey, not the destination. It's the looking, not the finding. It's the pricing, not the buying. With my vast knowledge and experience of triathlons, triathletes, and tri-bikes, the search is really quite simple. Three easy steps:
Find a bike that costs a quarter of your annual income. It should be named after a province in Mexico, and the price-tag should definitely say "triathlon" on it somewhere. Buy it from an authorized Tri-bike(TM) dealer with a name like Break Wind Tri-Sports. Attach water bottle cages under your saddle for that Extra Supra Gay(TM) look.