Things to Avoid Besides Scrotal Saddlebags, #219

They are the Zubaz of the cycling world. Please do not commit this act of desperate tastelessness.

The only good thing you can say about the SweetSkinz is that if you actually run 'em, there's a fair chance they'll be worn out before they look like Earth shoes, Nehru shirts, or that spatter-painted Eldridge Grade hanging in the basement. (Actually, we looorve that spatter-painted Eldridge Grade hanging in the basement. That doesn't make us want to buy SweetSkinz, though.)