Selling a bike: Almost as easy as falling off one

"You're so dumb, you couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the bottom of it." That's something we heard a few times from the Old Man growing up. So in the spirit of failed piss-pourers everywhere, we are glad to pass along these instructions on "How to sell a bike on Craig's List." First, you have to know if you're a good candidate for selling a bike on Craig's List:

You have a bicycle and you know you should probably use it, but you've finally admitted to yourself that you're just not a bike rider. Or maybe you have improved your bike-riding skills and have advanced to a new bike and don't need the old one anymore.

Or, maybe you've stolen a nice bike, and now you'd like to convert it into quick cash to buy illegal drugs.