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Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Introducing: The Harlem Globetrotters of Cycling!



Perdue Chickens and GoldN' Plump have teamed up to sponsor the world's first all-dope super cycling team! They'll come to your town and rip the legs off your local Cat Ones. See them pedal-drop and DeSoto garbage cans on their carbon Canondales! Watch them lap your crappy Tuesday night crit on the first lap! Grok them as they guzzle calf's blood by the bucketload!

No rules, no fools. These guys are all about the entertainment!


Liner notes: A picture is worth ten thousand words, but you only get one or the other around here.

I pretty much burned out my computer putting this together, so that's why not so many words... as you can see, I'd better stick with the day job and let my unemployeed flunkie, Jerry, do the heavy lifting around here.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hey Pinchie,

You tell Jerry (or whoever came up with this trading-card worthy image) that he did a great job on this idea that we came up with this weekend. This is nothing short of a brilliantly conceived marketing plan to keep unemployed/fired cyclist pedaling. This is going to take off like crazy! Maybe "GoldenPlumpVelo" could perform at the MCF banquet this year? How inspirational would that be?