Big Texan in the area. Hide all Doritos!

We know you've been losing a lot of sleep over this, so here's the official word: Lance Armstrong will not be riding the Leadville 100 this weekend -- though apparently Floyd Landis will.

This AP item is badly written and entirely confusing, and strongly suggests that Lance may still jump in -- afterall, he'll be in Colorado Springs Thursday night, and Chris Carmichael is, in fact, signed up to race.

It's maddening not to have clarity and resolution around this issue!