At least they got his bike. Perhaps that will break his spirit

Seen in the afternoon papers...

We're on the record as condemning this heinous behavior. But because we're feeling a bit confessional today, the thought had occurred to us before, especially those joggers hogging the bike path.

But! We are properly socialized and perfectly well behaved and more or less housebroken, so we would never do something like this.

Besides. Real bum-grabbers work at the Velodrome.