Civil engineers do the funniest things!

In San Francisco, you can park your bike at the ballpark for free!

Parking attendants say they're averaging about 100 bikes per game at the bike-check. Aside from avoiding the hellacious car traffic in SOMA, and the squalor and frustration of the Muni, you can drink as much beer as you'll hold.

Plus, if there's a home game tonight--what better way to get to there than tacking yourself on to Critical Mass? It will be pretty much the only way to get to the game anyway, roit?