Bike technology: Please use your power for good, people!

As disgusting as this may be to our vegetarian friends, we have to say this is the best use we've ever seen for a stationary bike trainer.

But shame on these dudes for not powering this rig with the motor God gave 'em.

True, those must be fixie hubs. But overall, these people are in karmic trouble, we'll just say that right here.