Alcohol: A surpisingly effective substitute for a helmet?

It's certainly true that there are lots of affinities between the cycling crowd and the motorcycling crowd, especially those of us who love dirt.

But I just have to say that having an engine and two wheels presents some inherent risks that you just don't see when your max speed is about 30 mph. Stupido! Dude walks it off, and picks up his apron. Pretty sweet.