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Thursday, April 19, 2007

Bike Porn — Call For Entries!




Hey you dirty bike dogs. We here at Pinch Flat are launching a brand new feature called "Page 3 Girls."

Dude, it's BIKE PORN. We're not talking nude hotties on bikes. We're talking hot, sexy bikes. (That pumpkin XO-1 over there is one of the sexiest, don't you think? Free moustache rides!)

Well, we don't care who or what might be riding them. We wouldn't NOT post photos of nude hotties riding sexy bikes.

But the point is, SEND US YOUR SURREPTITIOUS PHOTOS OF SUPERCOOL BIKES, vestal vintage, carbon crotchrockets, fucked-up fixies, whatever. Hot rod bikes. Barbie bikes. Whatever.

We'll post it all up in here, and you might even make the next Pinch Flat pulp version!

So send 'em all right here and we'll post 'em.

In the meantime, we're heading over to the One on One junkyard to try to find a set of Shimano 600 Aero brakes.

(Used Ultegra STI's on ebay, $100... WTF?!!! That's fucked up. They should pay ME to convert my old downtube shifters. If you have used Ultegra STI shifters, and you're trying to sell them to me for $100, you suck dude. You OWE me.)



Not sure I dig the new cycling shorts coming out of France, but it's probably nothing an extra application of chamois butter couldn't fix.


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