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Thursday, March 26, 2009

Conspicuous Idiocy in Motion

About the only time I see a serious bicycle sound-system scenario is during Homie fall fest. Grayboy and SnakkyP and the rest of the estimable Surly gang have been known to rig up their Fat Dummies with all manner of woofers, tweeters, and wine mulling paraphernalia for the general betterment of all mankind. Although I think music has kinda sucked for about 20 years now, and can generally do without it. Let's say the pleasures of the bicycle, and good company, and strong liquor are sufficient for the day.

Anyway, over here we see examples of all sorts of improvised sound systems for bicycles like this dude.
I have to admit I've never fully understood the compulsion to be DJ for the Soundtrack of Life for everyone within earshot. I suppose the same thing is true of the dudes who drive around in their GTO's with trunk-based sound systems that shake the loose fillings out of all the strolling dowagers inching their way with tennis-balled walkers around Lake Calhoun. I mean seriously, what is the point? And bike systems almost universally tend to sound bad and look even worse.

I admit, though, that I've grown a little attached to my own sound system for those long, fat, slow solo rides in the spring. But my system is a little less -- uh -- cumbersome.


1 comment:

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