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Friday, July 18, 2008

What a hardened gendarmes says in the company of other hardened gendarmes when they arrest a doper


*I will blind him with the anti-redeye strobe on my CoolPix!

**I will spear him with my ballpoint pen. If only I'd brought my fountain pen.

***I will remove one of his kidneys with my teeth. Your ears are tempting.

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