In case you didn't know whom to vote for...

Let me be the first of about 2,000 of your friends to point you in the direction of barackobamaisyournewfixie.com.

Not particularly clever, but then neither is the wheel, the screw or the Zippo -- simple machines upon which all others rely.








Somehow, the picture is still unclear for me. I mean, which Obama is actually going to take office, if elected? Fixie hipster Obama? Urban free-riding Obama? Cross-country racer Obama?
Shaved Obama in plum-smugglers, or hairy-legged Obama in baggies?