One of the worst U2 lyrics ever, by way of Gloria Steinem, brought to life

Yesterday, I had the bizarre experience of riding to the post office, the library, and the beer store and back again -- and having a tailwind the whole way. Do you realize what that means?

Today, I'm thinking everywhere I go will be downhill, and I'll buy a lottery ticket, and coast back home.

And now for something completely different.

This is so fake, because everyone knows a fish would be exhaling through his gills.