Has Fixed Gear Gallery finally put Bike SnobNY over the edge?
Seen in the morning papers:
Unconfirmed reports suggest that the target -- and only victim -- was a Bare Knuckle with a full Campy track kit, Velocity deep-Vs, Brooks saddle, and the gayest bullhorns ever bolted to a stem. All that was left at the scene was a powdercoated U-lock and a handful of Hammer Gel wrappers.
Newsreel of mirthful bike commuters shooting guns off in Park Slope, at 10.
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bike crime
1 comment:
I herd that it was an old ten speed, which was latter dumped in the trash, but perhaps its an elaborate cover up perpetrated by the snob himself, interesting timing with the week long break and all
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