What you might call a truly, deeply embedded video clip

We certainly hope your Monday starts better than this fellows.

Also this: Isn't it a great triumph of the emergency-medical community that even the raunchiest dudes doing the redneckest things know how the seriously injured should not be moved or allowed to move? "Dude, stay down" -- probably the second most common ejaculation in these sorts of clips... after "huck," which is what you say after you've lost your front teeth, and the ability to form fricatives.