Keep your hands on the bars, and your heart on your sleeve

From an article in the Daily Texan:

Indeed, there are people who are bothered by the inherent righteousness of bikers.

Inherent? Oy, we have much work to do, friends.

We don't have a mission statement here at Pinch Flat News, but if we did it would say something about "stamping out the inherent righteousness of bikers since your mamma."

Everyone knows the bike is the acme of civilization. No one likes to have their nose rubbed in it by a dude in white spandex shorts.