Oh, Canada! So near... and yet so far away

The Liberal party in Ontario, Canada, is making an interesting pledge: If re-elected, they'll cut sales tax on bikes and bike helmets. Why? Well, they certainly want to do their part to help Tuco -- the angriest Canadian we've yet encountered -- save the polar bears.

Of course, one of the great "what ifs" of modern American politics is this: If John Kerry had been elected president in 2004, would he still ride a Serotta?