Today's BIG stories!
Here's what you missed while you were trying to reason with the traffic cop who seems to be ignorant of the laws he is attempting to enforce...

Whoops. Already let the cat out of the bag: Angry traffic cop vs. Pinch Flat News.

Laugh or cry? Wal-Mart is now selling an all-carbon Ultegra bike.

When is it OK to grab another cyclist's ass?