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Wednesday, August 29, 2007

More guns and bikes


There sure seem to be a lot of cyclists packing heat these days.

Our theory: This is what happens when too much aluminum, carbon, and titanium enters the production line. People feel like they have to carry steel around in their pants.

We're waiting for the drunkingham bumpersticker, if they can print one long enough: "People on bikes with guns don't kill people on bikes with guns. People with moustaches on bikes with guns kill people on bikes with guns." Or perhaps it's not so much moustaches, as sailor's beards.

We're afraid to admit that far too many of our cycling friends have a juvenile interest in firearms. We intend to begin divesting ourselves of these friends. But first, maybe a beer or two.

Thanks, bother yam, for the awesome link to the pedal-driven anti-aircraft gun. See, stationary bikes DO kill!

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