Bikes are freedom. Stationary bikes — not so much

For months now, we've been saying how evil stationary bikes are. Do you need any more proof than this?

Dude just requests "Money For Nothing," and the guy in clipless pedals goes all Hushovd on him...

"Spin Rage: It is the loss of all self control by someone who is just sharing... not a road, in this case, but sharing a stationary bike facility."

You know, they used to say Hell's waiting room was filled with women's magazines. I rather think it's filled with spinning bikes and CNN on the flatscreen.