The lede-out, Stage 6: Everything you need to know about the TDF today, in one easy to swallow soundbite.

Y'know, the boss Mr. Pinchie has a dayjob--so you'll see my lazy butt around here more often. Sorry, you're stuck with me, and I ain't a professional like he is.

Still, we'll try to keep you updated in a semi-regular basis. Like, you know, today's fuggin BORING tourdayfrance wrap-up.

Easy. Belgian. Boonen. Blue. Best.

This stage really WAS like a stoopid NBA playoff game. Should just play from the 2-minute warning. Likewise, these sprint stages could just be run from the 2K mark.

These are good work-week stages, actually, for them (like Mr. Pinch himself) who actually have to get some work done during the month of July