What a mess!

He's allegedly the "King of New York bike messengers"--which any messenger will tell you is a little like being the Butter Queen of Westby, Wisconsin--but y'know, that's cool.

We did notice a couple of things the umpteenth time we watched this: Dude rides gears and brakes, wha?

We've noticed--due largely to the punch on the nose we received recently--that messengers are a contrarian bunch, and now that the city is overrun with "posengers" on fixies, we're starting to see couriers with Hello Kitty backpacks and 21-speed folding bikes.