Fruitbooters unite!

World Naked Cycling Day came off without a hitch on Saturday. [There is almost no way to begin a post like this without some unintentional euphemism. This was the best we could do.--Eds] Seems in most parts of the world, it is not actually illegal to be naked in public, you just have to be careful not to do anything suggestive with your naughty bits.

But it turns out authorities take a dim view of naked rollerskating, at least in France.

A naked rollerblader along for the ride in Paris had no such luck — plainclothesed police hauled him away as other fully nude cyclists rolled free.

And we still await word whether nude recumbent bike riders are more, uh, exposed to legal liabilities. (By the way, we've dubbed them "reclining nudes," rather than the less charitable "couch dancers.")

Earlier: Ask a Nude Bike Rider!