What to do tonight if you're in bike town

Minneapolis chapter: Be sure to check out the closing party for ART CRANK, at One on One bike studio tonight. Everyone else: Sorry for your difficulties.

And bear in mind this well deserved taunt: Nyah nyah nyah, we bought the coolest poster before it was sold out, and you didn't. (Republished in Pinch Flat newspaper #1, over there on your left.)