Bikes That Suck: Overheard at the Shop

"Don't ever bring your bike here again." — Geno to a derelict on a Verta, a bike that sucks even worse than a Magna.

For the record, Geno made a noble attempt to extract the quill bolt from this piece of crap bike, just to help the guy out. But the experience was demoralizing and disheartening, and Geno smelled legal troubles arising from his entanglement with this machine and person.